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33 Hilarious Dirty Santa Gifts That Everyone Will Fight to Steal

Your holiday party just got way more exciting.

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Nothing shakes up a holiday like a good game of Dirty Santa—especially if we’re talking office party or a gathering with extended family. Similar to white elephant, the rules are simple: Everyone brings a gift, takes turns choosing from the pile or stealing an unwrapped gift from someone else. The trick is buying something that’s worth stealing. Picture a mini digital camera that’ll fit on their keychain, a cuddly tortilla blanket that’s the perfect companion for binging TV, or a karaoke mic they can break out on the spot. Of course, there are plenty of gag gifts—I mean that’s kind of what dirty Santa is all about? Earn a laugh with fish slippers, a scarf that looks like a super long CVS receipt, or an inflatable tube man for their desk.

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Now here's a gift that's extremely unique. If they love nothing more than a good drugstore run, they'll get a kick out of this double-sided fleece with a CVS receipt printed on it.

Next time they whip up iced coffee or cocktails at home, they’ll reach for these hilarious dinosaur ice cubes. There’s six large molds, so they only need one cube per beverage.

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They'll get a kick out of this bundle of plushes. Each of the five fries have their own personalities and are removable from the holder. Your lucky giftee can display them at work on their desk or even keep use them as a decorative pillow at home.

It’s the grown-up version of the classic Go Fish. It has outrageous prompts and encourages players to shout, “Go f yourself!” Up to 10 people can play at a time, so it’s perfect for parties.

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Everyone will want to get their hands on this mini digital camera—it’s small enough to fit on a keychain. They can experiment with 11 built-in filters that give every memory a retro feel.

Weirdly, sardines are trending. They can store their trinkets or jewelry into this cute case. There’s even fish-shaped holders for earrings, necklaces, and more.

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He may be known for his music hits, but Snoop Dogg's cooking chops have also been cosigned by Martha Stewart. With recipes including Go Shorty, It's Ya Birthday Cake and Billion Dollar Bacon, the cookbook is sure to be a hit.

You don’t need to be cat lover to appreciate these hilarious coasters. Now, they have a cheeky place to rest their drink at work.

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Made of cotton and elastane, these socks are perfect for adding personality to a casual outfit. They also come in a quirky pizza box.

Perfect for your coworker’s desk, this little guy will give them a little motivation. At under $10, if your limit is capped higher, bundle this with another small gift.

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For all of their small messes, this desktop vacuum cleaner will come in handy. Not only does it have powerful suction, but it's also easily portable as it is cordless and battery-powered.

This is a gift exchange idea that'll garner tons of laughs! They’ve got anti-skid soles, so they’re actually functional for walking around the house.

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Featured on Shark Tank, this tiny gadget is incredible for sauce lovers. It'll clip right into place in their car for no-mess eating when they're on the go.

Practical, yet still a gag gift in it's own way, this toilet spray is just the thing to tackle unwanted scents. It has a citrus fragrance that online reviewers have referred to as "pleasant" and "fresh."

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Perfect for the Star Wars fan, these lightsaber-inspired LED chopsticks will add some fun to nights when they're just having takeout. They even come with batteries for their convenience.

Forget a boring throw—this one comes as three burrito styles, a cookie, and pizza. Be sure to tell the recipient to wash it on cold and tumble it dry on the lowest setting.

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These puffer jackets are a unique way to keep their beer cool and their hands warm. It’s perfect for tailgating or camping.

A fun pick for all ages, this toilet light is motion-activated and has nine color options. It also features a flexible arm meant for easy installation in any toilet bowl.

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These ceramic urinal-shaped shot glasses hold 1.5 oz of liquid—just the thing to make drinking games all the more hilarious.

It looks so real, it's scary! This fanny pack can give them a literal beer belly, because a can of beer can actually fit inside of it.

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Cameron Jenkins
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Cameron (she/her) is a staff writer for Good Housekeeping, where she covers everything from holidays to food. She is a graduate of Syracuse University, where she received a B.A. in magazine journalism. In her spare-time she can be found scrolling TikTok for the latest cleaning hacks and restaurant openings, binge-watching seasons of Project Runway or online shopping.

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