1. You can pop down the stairs in your pyjamas pain-free first thing in the morning without having to put a bra on.

2. You can wear halter necks, turtle necks… in fact, any neckline you like!

3. Gravity is not your worst nightmare – your boobs, at least, are one body part that stays relatively pert as you age.

4. You don’t have to use your left arm as a shelf when you’re not wearing a bra.

5. You don’t get indents and bruises on your neck and shoulders from your super-thick bra and bikini straps – you can shop in most bra departments without worrying that the bras offer enough support.

6. You never have that thing that your bigger breasted friends tell you about – people looking at your breasts rather than your face when they talk to you. You can’t think of anything worse!

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7. It’s possible to play any sport without causing a serious injury to yourself or someone else. Your bigger-breasted friends recoil in horror when you discuss trampolining with your children.

8. Loads of men think it’s sexy – less is more.

9. You don’t tend to suffer from back pain – and if you ever do, it won’t be your breast’s fault.

10. You can sleep on your front, back, side – wherever you fall.

11. You can buy a dress in your actual size, not two sizes too big because the top bit won’t do up if you don’t.

12. Shopping for bras: they can be lacy, colourful and pretty instead of sturdy, supportive and industrial.

13. Supermodels all have small boobs!

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