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The best sex toy Advent calendars for 2026 have come early
It will be anything but silent nights this December...
Christmas comes but once a year, but there’s no need for you to limit yourself, as the best sex toy Advent calendars are here and they’re full of saucy surprises to add all the excitement ahead of the big day.
Although everyone loves a classic chocolate Advent calendar, in recent years, we’ve seen the rise of the alternative festive countdown, from makeup and skincare-filled beauty options to tipple-filled alcohol ones.
And now, sex toy retailers (and Good Housekeeping Institute testing panel favourites) Lovehoney, Sinful and Ann Summers have decided to join in on the action.
These playful Advent calendars are a fun way of exploring a whole range of new toys and accessories – whether you're a complete beginner or an experienced sex toy user – from bullet vibrators and lubricants to suction toys. They’re guaranteed to provide a pleasurable start to the day.
How we chose the best sex toy Advent calendars
Our writers work with a wide range of sexual wellbeing brands who share all their latest launches with us. We analyse the contents of each calendar, assessing them for value for money, considering the overall saving and the quality of the toys and accessories inside. Many of the options below contain some of our top-rated sex toys, all tried and tested by our GHI testing panel and worthy of shouting out.
Read on if you’re ready to make a spicy switch from your standard chocolate calendar.
Lovehoney Enjoy Advent Calendar
Lovehoney Enjoy Advent Calendar
This is one of the more affordable Lovehoney calendars, yet it still contains goodies worth £280, equating to a saving of 65%. Behind each door, you’ll find a variety of toys and vibrators, as well as a back massager and feather tickler. Also included is a card game designed to help guide and enhance experimentation in the bedroom – and everything can be neatly tidied and stored away in the drawstring storage bag. One toy worth spotlighting is the Magic Bullet, which is the GHI’s best bullet vibrator and wowed our panel of testers.
Editor’s picks:
- Sex Positions Dice
- Drawstring Storage Bag
Worth: £280
What’s inside:
- Womanizer Starlet 3 – Clitoral Suction Stimulator
- Rechargeable Mini Wand Massager
- Bullet Vibrator (Battery powered, included)
- Bullet sleeves - Cock Ring Rabbit + Finger
- Water-Based Lubricant
- Lovehoney Fresh Toy Wipes
- Menthol Orgasm Balm
- Butt Plug
- Penis Ring
- Blindfold
- Nipple Stickers
- Anal Beads
- Massage Oil
- Small Body Massager
- Nipple Clamps
- Sex Positions Dice
- Feather Tickler
- Suction Cup
- Dildo
- Paddle
- Rope (5m)
- Egg Stroker Lovehoney
- Sex Positions Card Game
- Drawstring Storage Bag
Lovehoney Couple's Advent Calenday (24 day)
Lovehoney Couple's Advent Calenday (24 day)
Any couple looking to spice things up this festive season (and we’re not talking about adding cinnamon to everything) will enjoy this tantalising Advent calendar. Take it in turns opening a door each day as there are treats that appeal to all genders. From classic wand vibrators and bullet vibrators to more daring butt plugs and restraint ties, there’s a wide range of goodies to try and expand your horizons.
One standout inclusion is the We-Vibe Sync Lite vibrator, which is a hands-free, remote-controlled toy that’s ideal for staying connected over long distances if your partner travels a lot. It's worth £80 alone, which is more than half the cost of the calendar.
Editor’s picks:
- Womanizer Liberty 2 (worth £89)
- Lovehoney Fresh Toy Wipes
Worth: £487
What’s inside:
- Womanizer Liberty 2
- Clitoral Suction Stimulator
- We-Vibe Sync Lite
- Couple's Vibrator
- Bullet Vibrator (USB Rechargeable with Remote)
- Bullet sleeves -Rabbit, Cock Ring, Finger
- Stroker
- Anal Beads
- Wand
- G-Spot Dildo
- Prostate massager
- Womanizer Water-Based Lubricant
- Lovehoney Fresh Toy Wipes
- Blindfold
- Aluminium Crystal Butt Plug
- Menthol Orgasm Balm
- Ankle & Wrist Cuffs
- Paddle
- Nipple Suckers
- Cock Ring Lasso
- Lovehoney Massage Oil
- Hogtie Restraints
- Sex Position Card Game
- Womanizer Ornament
Lovehoney Luxury Advent Calendar (24 Day)
Lovehoney Luxury Advent Calendar (24 Day)
Want to really push the boat out? Then opt for this luxury Lovehoney calendar, which offers premium pleasure. When you’re spending £300, you want to be sure you’re getting your money’s worth and trust us, you are. As it’s worth more than £700 in total, you’re making more than a 50% saving versus buying all the items separately. A key inclusion is the Womanizer Enhance, a clitoral suction device worth £149.
Male partners won’t feel left out either, as the calendar includes an Arcwave Zing, a male masturbation device. Plus, nothing says XXXmas like a glass candy cane dildo, right?
Editor’s picks:
- We-Vibe Sync Lite – Couple’s Vibrator
- Menthol Orgasm Balm
Worth: £726
What’s inside:
- Womanizer Enhance Clitoral Vibrator
- We-Vibe Sync Lite – Couple’s Vibrator
- Arcwave Zing – Vibrating Male Masturbator
- Bullet Vibrator (USB Rechargeable with Remote)
- Bullet sleeves - Rabbit, Cock Ring, Finger
- Stroker
- Anal Beads
- Prostate
- Lovehoney Mini Wand
- Womanizer Water-Based Lubricant
- Lovehoney Fresh Toy Wipes
- Blindfold
- Aluminium Crystal Butt Plug
- Menthol Orgasm Balm
- Wrist & Ankle Cuffs
- Paddle
- Pinwheel Lovehoney Massage Oil
- Kegel Balls (85g)
- Candy Cane Glass Dildo
- Lace Top Hold-Ups
- Nipple and Clit Clamp
- Chain Body Jewellery
- Dice Game
- Bed Restraints
- Sex Position Card Game
Ann Summers 12 nights of naughtiness
Less definitely means more with this 12-day calendar, which is filled with treats that exude quality and enhance pleasure. Half of the goodies are vibrating toys designed to hit the right spot, which feature alongside accessories such as satin ties and lube. We’re also big fans of the chic burgundy packaging and the coordinating toys within.
Editor’s picks:
- Tip cards
- Pink wand
Worth: £220
What’s inside:
- Pink Rechargeable Petite Rabbit: 10 Functions, 3 Speeds & 7 Vibration Patterns
- Purple Bullet: 10 Functions & Battery Operated
- Pink Wand: 10 Functions, 3 Speeds, 7 Vibration Patterns & Battery Operated
- Pink Rechargeable Tickler: 10 Functions, 3 Speeds & 7 Vibration Patterns
- Pink G-Spot Rechargeable Vibrator: 10 Functions, 3 Speeds & 7 Vibration Patterns
- Navy Masturbator
- Cock Ring
- Purple Beaded Plug
- Satin Ties
- Paddle
- Lube
- Tip Cards
So Divine 7 Nights of Delight Sex Toy Advent Calendar
So Divine 7 Nights of Delight Sex Toy Advent Calendar
Heat things up on cold winter nights with this seven-day calendar from So Divine. Encased in a box designed with beautiful pinks and purples are seven sensual treats, including a bullet vibrator and a versatile massage wand. With pleasurable toys for him and her, it’s ideal for couples.
The goodies alone are worth double the price of the Advent calendar, so you’re making a great saving. There’s even a couple of surprise bondage bits if you want to try something new without splurging.
Editor’s picks:
- Satin ties
- Mini massage wand
Worth: £140
What’s inside:
- Rechargable bullet vibrator
- Mini massage wand
- Butt plug
- Vibrating cock ring
- Satin ties
- Stroker
- Silicone dildo
Christmas carol singing? More like Sinful calendar opening. This one boasts 24 doors of surprises, so you can have all the fun you need from home.
It's great for couples, thanks to the range of toys on offer, which include a cock ring, handcuffs and even a special date night card game. Look the part and outshine festive baubles with the included red-coloured lingerie, too.
Editor’s picks:
- Sex pillow
- Rose petals
Worth: £350
What’s inside:
- 10 sex toys – from vibrators to remote-controlled toys
- 5 kinky essentials – such as beginner-friendly BDSM toys
- 6 erotic surprises including lingerie
- 3 playful games to help inspire
Which sex toy Advent calendar is best for beginners?
Arguably, most sex toy Advent calendars are for beginners, as the wide range of toys included are designed to let you experiment and explore what you like. But one that stands out as being more beginner-friendly to us is Lovehoney’s Enjoy Advent Calendar. Not only for its more affordable price tag of £99, but it includes the Magic Bullet vibrator, which our testers rated highly for being beginner-friendly and less intimidating than other toys. Also included is the Sex Position dice, which will add an extra element of fun to the festivities.
