53 hilariously heartfelt Valentine's Day jokes to keep you laughing together
Funny puns and one liners to make your date smile
Are you spending Valentine’s Days with anyone special? Whether it's a romantic partner or time with friends, it's the ideal day to show someone you care. But if heartfelt declarations of love aren't usually your style (or you know your date will appreciate a dad joke or corny pun), then your love language might be a little sillier. These adorable Valentine’s Day jokes are a funny but super sweet way to celebrate love without being quite so serious! They make a great message for Valentine’s Day cards to friends and family members, or can even be used as quirky Valentine’s Day captions for social media. Slip these hilariously heartfelt jokes in a kid’s lunchbox or text them to a friend for a smile (or an eye roll!) that lets them know you love them.
How do vampires know if they had a successful Valentine's Day?
If it's love at first bite.
Did Adam and Eve ever have a date?
No, they had an apple.
What did the man say to his banker on February 14?
“You’ve caught my interest.”
Why shouldn’t you fall in love with a pastry chef?
He’ll dessert you.
What did the gardener say to their date?
"I dig you."
What did the cucumber say to the pickle?
"You mean a great dill to me."
What did one plate say to the other on Valentine’s Day?
“Tonight, dinner’s on me.”
What did Han Solo say to Princess Leia on Valentine's Day?
“Yoda one for me.”
What did one triangle say to the other on Valentine’s Day?
“You’re acute.”
Why are my feet cold on Valentine’s Day?
Because you knocked my socks off.
Are you the internet?
Because I’m feeling a connection.
When should you ask someone out on a coffee date?
When you like them a latte.
What did the closet say to the light bulb?
"You light up my world."
How do you keep a jewelry store safe on Valentine's Day?
You locket.
What did the man with the broken leg tell his Valentine?
"I have a crutch on you."
Did you hear about the two radios that got married?
The reception was amazing.
Why did the dad approve of his daughter's goalie-boyfriend?
He was a real keeper.
Which flowers give the best kisses?
Tulips
What did one oar tell the other oar?
"This is so row-mantic!"
What did the car say to the tire?
"Wheel you be my valentine?"
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